Winter: Qibli...
Qibli: Yeah, Winter?
Winter: I..I have something important to tell you.
Qibli: What is it...?
Winter: ...
Winter: I'm pregnant.
Qibli: ...Haha! Nice try! Not falling for that again!
Winter: Dude, I'm serious! I'm like, really pregnant up in this joint.
Qibli: Ha! You can fool me all you want, but I'm not buying it.
Winter: I'm fucking serious! I have a egg growing in my body!
Qibli: Yeah right! It's gonna take a lot to convince me.
Later:
*Qibli and Winter are both in a doctor's office*
Doctor: I can assure you, that your wife is pregnant.
Qibli: WHAT!?
Winter: Ha! Suck it! I was right!
Qibli: How did this happen?
Doctor: You see, when a girl dragon and a boy dragon love each other very much--
Qibli: I know how it happened! But I can't believe it! Another dragonet? An Ice-Sand hybrid?
Doctor: Actually...two Ice-Sand hybrids.
Winter & Qibli: ...
Winter: Excuse me, what the fuck?
Doctor: I can tell your awaiting egg will be double the size, which means, you'll definitely be having twins. Congratulations!
Winter: *turns to Qibli* Witch, what have you done to my body?
Qibli: *faints*
Later:
Winter: Well, that was informative.
Qibli: Let's just relax for the whole day.
*They enter their place, only for dragons of the Jade Mountain to burst out from nowhere, with confetti*
Everyone: CONGRATULATIONS!
Winter: Holy clusterfuck!
Kinkajou: We heard the new! And decided to throw a baby shower! Your welcome!
Qibli: Wow, this is so nice.
Kinkajou: I'm glad you like it! Aww! Look at Winter, she's blushing!
Winter: *😡*
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