Winter: So, last night I dreamt of potatoes in dresses.
Qibli: ...and?
Winter: I don't fucking know! There's weird shit going on in my head right now!
Qibli: OK, I'm not a therapist, but I can relate to post potato nightmares.
Winter: What about the dresses?
Qibli: What colour were the dresses?
Winter: I dunno, pink?
Qibli: Pink? I always thought potatoes were autumn.
Winter: Does it fucking matter?
Qibli: Well, I would like to know if these potatoes were dressed to impressed.
Winter: Qibli, stop. We're absorbing the complete fuckery of my dream, by discussing potatoes in dresses.
Qibli: Well, at least us talking about potatoes is the only weird stuff that's happening.
Winter: Yeah.
*suddenly, a black hole appears sucks up*
Winter: What the--!?
Qibli: Help!
Winter: Don't worry! I got you!
*Winter grabbed him, and both ended up getting sucked in*
*a second later, they are thrown into the world of Peppa Pig*
Winter: What the everloving--
Qibli: Hey! This place doesn't look too bad.
*George then walked by, and smiled up at them*
George: dinosaur.
Qibli: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT!?
Winter: It's an abomination! Why is it's mouth and eyes on the side of it's head!?
Qibli: Arrgh! I can't-- I'm gonna throw up! Winter, get rid of it!
Winter: Got it!
*Winter dropped kicked George down the hill*
Qibli: Phew!
Winter: Now, let's get out--
???: Hey, guys!
Qibli: Kinkajou!?
*Kinkajou is wearing a red dress, with fake piggy nose and ears*
Winter: What happened to you?
Kinkajou: Turtle enchanted me into this wonderful land! Would you like to join me to splash in some muddy puddles?
Winter: Ew, no way.
Kinkajou: Join me, Winter.
Winter: Arrgh...
*Kinkajou creeps forward*
Kinkajou: Join me. Join me.
Winter: Qibli, help me!
Qibli: I can't do that, Winter...
*Winter turned to him*
Winter: No...
Qibli: As you can see, I am now a potato...in a pink dress.
Winter: Nooooo!
Qibli: I know! Everyone knows I'm a summer.
Winter: NOOOOOOO--
*Winter wakes up from his nap. He had a packet of potato chips in his talon, while the other held Dawn's pink dressed he promised to sew*
Winter: ...
Winter: *throws potato chips* EVIL!
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