Turtle: Oh! This dare is for me.
Turtle: I dare you to be Peacemaker's slave--
Turtle: Oh dear god, why.
Peacemaker: Looks like the tables have turned...
Turtle: How did you get in my room!?
Peacemaker: You left your fucking window open.
Turtle: Oh...right.
Peacemaker: So, I guess I'm your boss now >:3
Turtle: *sigh* What do you want?
Peacemaker: It's pretty easy, I want to be Darkstalker again.
Turtle: But--
Peacemaker: No buts! You are my slave, and I command you.
Turtle: Uh....OK..
Peacemaker: Yes!
*Turtle quickly prepared an enchantment on a piece of scroll, and put it in a strawberry*
Turtle: Here you go *gives him berry*
*Peacemaker quickly ate it, and began to transform immediately. In a matter of seconds, he was Darkstalker again, not as big as before though, only twice Turtle's size*
Darkstalker: Finally!
*He tried to enchant something, but...*
Darkstalker: ...
Darkstalker: *growls* What is this? Why can't I do--
Turtle: Well, you said I had to make you Darkstalker again, you didn't say I must include your magic.
Darkstalker: You little shit! Give me back-- *suddenly, his mouth glued shut*
Turtle: Oh! Also I enchanted you not to mention your animus magic.
Darkstalker: I can still break your neck.
Turtle: But, you'll be losing the only animus willing to help you.
Darkstalker: Fine! But you will help me take over Pyrrhia.
Turtle: Yeah, can we do it tomorrow, it's almost my bedtime.
Darkstalker: Fuckin-- OK! We'll wait.
Turtle: Thank you.
*Darkstalker suddenly pulled out a sleeping bag, and laid it on the floor*
Turtle: ....what are you doing?
Darkstalker: There's no way I'm going back home like this. I'll just have to room with you for a while.
Turtle: I did not think this through.
Darkstalker: No, you did not. Turn off the lights, please.
Turtle: OK, just be quiet, I don't want anyone to know you're--
*Tsunami suddenly comes in*
Tsunami: Hey, Turtle--
*Turtle pushes her out and locks the door, before she could see Darkstalker*
Tsunami: Turtle! What the fuck?
Turtle: You can't come in!
Tsunami: Why not?
Turtle: ...I...I.
Darkstalker: *mimicking Turtle's voice* I'M GOING THROUGH PUBERTY!
Turtle: ...
Tsunami: ...
Tsunami: Oh! Take your time, then!
*Tsunami leaves*
Turtle: Phew!
Darkstalker: Well, that worked.
Turtle: You're a shitty roommate.
Darkstalker: I know >:3
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