Dare #151

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Turtle: Oh! This dare is for me.

Turtle: I dare you to be Peacemaker's slave--

Turtle: Oh dear god, why.

Peacemaker: Looks like the tables have turned...

Turtle: How did you get in my room!?

Peacemaker: You left your fucking window open.

Turtle: Oh...right.

Peacemaker: So, I guess I'm your boss now >:3

Turtle: *sigh* What do you want?

Peacemaker: It's pretty easy, I want to be Darkstalker again.

Turtle: But--

Peacemaker: No buts! You are my slave, and I command you.

Turtle: Uh....OK..

Peacemaker: Yes!

*Turtle quickly prepared an enchantment on a piece of scroll, and put it in a strawberry*

Turtle: Here you go *gives him berry*

*Peacemaker quickly ate it, and began to transform immediately. In a matter of seconds, he was Darkstalker again, not as big as before though, only twice Turtle's size*

Darkstalker: Finally!

*He tried to enchant something, but...*

Darkstalker: ...

Darkstalker: *growls* What is this? Why can't I do--

Turtle: Well, you said I had to make you Darkstalker again, you didn't say I must include your magic.

Darkstalker: You little shit! Give me back-- *suddenly, his mouth glued shut*

Turtle: Oh! Also I enchanted you not to mention your animus magic.

Darkstalker: I can still break your neck.

Turtle: But, you'll be losing the only animus willing to help you.

Darkstalker: Fine! But you will help me take over Pyrrhia.

Turtle: Yeah, can we do it tomorrow, it's almost my bedtime.

Darkstalker: Fuckin-- OK! We'll wait.

Turtle: Thank you.

*Darkstalker suddenly pulled out a sleeping bag, and laid it on the floor*

Turtle: ....what are you doing?

Darkstalker: There's no way I'm going back home like this. I'll just have to room with you for a while.

Turtle: I did not think this through.

Darkstalker: No, you did not. Turn off the lights, please.

Turtle: OK, just be quiet, I don't want anyone to know you're--

*Tsunami suddenly comes in*

Tsunami: Hey, Turtle--

*Turtle pushes her out and locks the door, before she could see Darkstalker*

Tsunami: Turtle! What the fuck?

Turtle: You can't come in!

Tsunami: Why not?

Turtle: ...I...I.

Darkstalker: *mimicking Turtle's voice* I'M GOING THROUGH PUBERTY!

Turtle: ...

Tsunami: ...

Tsunami: Oh! Take your time, then!

*Tsunami leaves*

Turtle: Phew!

Darkstalker: Well, that worked.

Turtle: You're a shitty roommate.

Darkstalker: I know >:3

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