Cobra: I dare you to be a nice grandma to your grandchildren...babushka?!
Cobra: What...?
Dawn: Oh, since you're are granny now, can we have biscuits and tea?
Cobra: Kid, I have slob and sewer water, take your pick.
Dawn: OK!
Armadillo: I don't think that's safe.
Dawn: Come on, how bad can it be *slurp* GAH! IT'S BAD! IT'S REALLY BAD!
Cobra: *groan* I don't even like dragonets! How am I suppose to be nice to them?
Vanilla: Since you're incompetent at this, we can teach you until Fathers return from their trial.
Cobra: Ha! You're going to teach me?
Dawn: Yes! You're going to be the best Gwam Gwam the world has ever seen!
Cobra: ....you're already making it hard to like you, kid.
Later:
Winter: Well, I think the trial went splendidly.
Qibli: She added another week to our sentence!
Winter: Well, maybe it's because you tried to flirt with the judge!
Qibli: At least, I didn't flip off the jury!
Royal Guard: Silence! We're almost by your cell.
Winter: Qibli, we can't do anything about that now. I just hope the kids are alright with your mother.
Qibli: She's probably teaching them to carve a prison cell key out of a bar of soap.
*they soon arrived at their cell. Inside, however, they see a surprising sight*
Cobra: And then, I grabbed that sucker and ripped his head off!
Dawn: Wow!
Armadillo: Cool...violent, but cool.
Cobra: And that was my first fight with a dragonbite viper.
Vanilla: Please, tell us more of your adventures.
Cobra: Aww! You three keep me young. OK, here's this one time when entered a fight club...
Kids: Ooooooh!
Winter: I can't believe my eyes.
Qibli: Me neither...
Winter: I guess, there's some good in her, after all.
Qibli: I...
Qibli: I can't believe this shit!
Winter: What?
Qibli: All this time, I thought she was incapable of love, but she had it in her all along! That cougar!
Winter: Qibli, please, you're acting like me when I have daddy issues.
Royal Guard: I agree.
Qibli: Stay out of this!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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