Turtle: Winter, why are you wearing a fluffy costume with big ears and wings?
Winter: I am a Reshiham Pokémon!
Turtle: Why is it that your dares circle back to Pokémon? Not like I'm complaining, since this is amusing.
Winter: How dare you! I am majestic!
Turtle: Dude, you look like a oversized bunny with wings.
Winter: I am an angelic Pokémon god! By proving it, I dare you to fight me, mortal!
Turtle: OK, I may not be the best fighter, but I am an animus, and I really don't want to use my powers on my friend.
Winter: Well, I might *lunges at Turtle*
Turtle: No wait--!
Later:
Moonwatcher: So, what happened here?
Turtle: Winter tried to fight me, so I enchanted a rock to make him unconscious and threw it at him.
Moonwatcher: No, I mean why is he wearing that costume?
Turtle: Oh that....he's cosplaying as an angel bunny.
Moonwatcher: Aww!
Winter: *snores*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
