Winter: I was dared to watch Shrek
Qibli: The king of memes, himself!
Winter: What?
Qibli: *kneels* I'm not worthy...
Winter: O...K, I'm going to forget that ever happened.
During the start of the movie:
Winter: Hmm..I found a character even more relatable than Squidward. Good to know.
During the middle part:
Winter: This donkey is annoying as hell, at least he's voice actor's a hoot. Also, this King F--Th -- Shorty. Yeah, King Shorty is a real buttwad.
A while later:
Winter: OK, now this chick is with them, and she's one of those uptight bitches.
Kinkajou: Look who's talking!
Winter: Silence!
A few minutes later:
Winter: Oh! So the reason Fiona and Shrek act the way they do, is because they ugly! Well, they should just become intimate, how hard can that be-- Wait, what's happening? No, Fiona! You heard it all wrong, Shrek loves you, don't go! NO!
Winter: *sniffs* You... stupid...bitch.
During the Hallelujah song sequence:
Winter: *sobs for eternity*
During the end:
Winter: Finally! The asshole is dead! And Shrek is finally marrying Fiona. My life is complete!
Qibli: So, what did you learn today, Winter?
Winter: I did learn never to judge a book by it's cover, which means I should try to stop being so judgemental all the time....
Winter: I also learnt that dragons and donkeys can procreate.
Qibli: Yeah-- Wait, no!
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