Winter: OK! The next dare is...
Kinkajou: What is it?
Winter: Um..sorry, Ash, I was dared to kill you 10 times.
Ash: How is that even possible?
Winter: I dunno.
Kinkajou: Oh! The dare also said Qibli has to hold you in a bridal style while you do it.
Winter: How the hell is he going to manage that? I'm twice his size!
Qibli: Hey! Don't underestimate my frail body!
Winter: OK, so you can handle this? *jumps into his arms*
Qibli: ...
Moonwatcher: You OK?
Qibli: Yeah...
Qibli: *internal screaming*
Winter: OK, Ash, come here.
Qibli: About that... *carries him away* You're not killing anybody!
Winter: Qibli! I have to complete the dare! *struggles*
Qibli: No!
Ash: Oh dear...
Turtle: How much you guys want to bet that this will end badly?
Kinkajou: You know it's obvious at this point, Turtle.
Later:
Moonwatcher: Qibli, what are those marks on your neck?
Qibli: It's Winter's bite marks.
Kinkajou: Ohh~
Qibli: Not like that! The psycho bit me! Hard! It hurt like hell!
Winter: Well, you shouldn't had held me so tight.
Qibli: Oh sorry, I was just-- PREVENTING YOU FROM COMMITTING MURDER!
Winter: Speaking of which: Ash, we good?
Ash: We good.
Kinkajou: I guess all's well that ends well.
Qibli: I have teeth marks on my neck!
Winter: Your welcome.
Qibli: *😡*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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