Tsunami: We were dared to make mom mad?
Winter: Yep.
Turtle: Do you want us to have a death wish?
Winter: C'mon, your mom can't be any crazier than mine.
Tsunami: You fool...
Winter: It's just one dare, don't be a bunch of babies.
Tsunami: Fine! But you owe us! Let's go, Turtle.
Turtle: Oh moons...
*The two entered the throne room, where they confronted Queen Coral*
Coral: Oh, hey kids! What can do for you?
Tsunami & Turtle: ...
Coral: Don't just stand there, speak up.
Tsunami: Uh, Mom....your harnesses are stupid.
Coral: ...
Coral: Haha! Yes, they do look silly, but they're for your safety, and that's more important to me.
Turtle: Well...you're a tyrant.
Coral: Aren't we all? Sometimes royalty gets to a queen, but I'll be sure to stay true. Anything else, dears?
Tsunami: *whispers to Turtle* Now what?
Turtle: *whispers back* I didn't want to do this...
Turtle: Mom! Tsunami and I read your latest scroll.
Coral: Ooh! What did you think of it?
Turtle: If I'm being honest....it was mediocre.
Coral: ...
Coral: WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Tsunami: Oh no...
Coral: I worked teeth and bone on that scroll! And you came in here with your half-ass opinion! Who do think you are!?
Turtle: But, mother--
Coral: No buts! I went through the labor of pushing your egg out of my ASS! The least I can get is respect!
Tsunami: But--
Coral: What. Did. I. Say?
Coral: I am so mad! I'm going to devour everything in the cafeteria, and hope to god that I fall into a coma and forget that I ever conceived you rotten ungrateful fuck nuggets!
Turtle: Mother, please--
Coral: *demonic shrieking*
Winter: Well, shit. Their mom's crazy as hell.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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