Dare #162

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Winter: Qibli!

Qibli: Yes, Winter...?

*Winter grabbed Qibli and dipped him, leaning close to his face*

Winter: I wanted to tell you this for so long...I have unmistakable feelings for you.

Qibli: *gasp* Winter! What do you mean?

Winter: I...I..

Winter: OK, this is fucking stupid.

*Kinkajou sat nearby, with a director's hat on*

Kinkajou: *through a microphone* Stick to the script!

Winter: *sigh*

Winter: Qibli, my desire for your...warm, beautiful, scales is burning within my..very core.

Qibli: Oh, Winter! I also feel the same, for your brooding expression.

Winter: Will you do me the honour and..... *reads script*

Winter: FUCK NO! I'm doing that on screen!

*drops Qibli*

Qibli: Ow!

Kinkajou: You're being unreasonable, Winter.

Winter: Couldn't you at least make us act out to fanfictions that are actually good, and not cheesy as fuck?

Kinkajou: Hey! I worked hard on that!

Winter: Dude, there's more grammar mistakes in here, than there are stars in the sky.

Kinkajou: I cannot work like this! Take five!

Winter: Stop being dramatic!

Kinkajou: I am not dramatic!

*Kinkajou sat up, and Turtle quickly wrapped a fur cape around her*

Kinkajou: Good day, sir!

*Kinkajou walked away, while Turtle rolled out a red carpet for her*

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