Winter: Qibli!
Qibli: Yes, Winter...?
*Winter grabbed Qibli and dipped him, leaning close to his face*
Winter: I wanted to tell you this for so long...I have unmistakable feelings for you.
Qibli: *gasp* Winter! What do you mean?
Winter: I...I..
Winter: OK, this is fucking stupid.
*Kinkajou sat nearby, with a director's hat on*
Kinkajou: *through a microphone* Stick to the script!
Winter: *sigh*
Winter: Qibli, my desire for your...warm, beautiful, scales is burning within my..very core.
Qibli: Oh, Winter! I also feel the same, for your brooding expression.
Winter: Will you do me the honour and..... *reads script*
Winter: FUCK NO! I'm doing that on screen!
*drops Qibli*
Qibli: Ow!
Kinkajou: You're being unreasonable, Winter.
Winter: Couldn't you at least make us act out to fanfictions that are actually good, and not cheesy as fuck?
Kinkajou: Hey! I worked hard on that!
Winter: Dude, there's more grammar mistakes in here, than there are stars in the sky.
Kinkajou: I cannot work like this! Take five!
Winter: Stop being dramatic!
Kinkajou: I am not dramatic!
*Kinkajou sat up, and Turtle quickly wrapped a fur cape around her*
Kinkajou: Good day, sir!
*Kinkajou walked away, while Turtle rolled out a red carpet for her*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)