Winter: Dawn! Put down that scorpion, it's your dinner!
Dawn: But, it's so cute!
Winter: I don't want to hear it! And Armie, get out from under the table.
Armadillo: But, I thought I saw a big bug.
Winter: Vanilla, stop pranking your brother.
*Vanilla puts away string with a fake bug attached to the end*
Vanilla: You are no fun, Father.
Winter: *sigh* These kids are exhausting sometimes...
Qibli: *comes in* Hey, Winter.
Winter: Qibli, promise me we'll won't get anymore kids.
Qibli: Sure...
Winter: What, what's wrong?
Qibli: ...
Qibli: *slowly rises a NightWing egg*
Winter: Dammit, Qibli!
Qibli: I'm sorry!
Dawn: Ooh! An egg, it's so pretty!
Armadillo: Is that a new sibling?
Vanilla: As the youngest, I do not approve of being replaced like this.
Winter: Kids, go to your rooms, I need to talk with your father.
*the kids reluctantly left their fathers alone*
Winter: What the actual hell!? We can't raise a Nightwing, we know nothing about them!
Qibli: Chill, all we need to do, is speak with another NightWing and ask them.
Winter: Fine, but they better not give me any psychic bullshit.
Qibli: We should start at the closest NightWing to us.
Later:
Moonwatcher: You're rising a NightWing? This is so exciting!
Winter: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we need your help.
Qibli: You turned out pretty good, what did your mom do to raise you?
Moonwatcher: She just did what was best for me, even though, it hurt her, and I think sacrifices are important when it comes to parenting.
Winter: That's actually good advice.
Moonwatcher: Of course it is, and if you'll excuse me... *takes egg*
Qibli: Uh, what are you doing with our egg?
Moonwatcher: I'm going to abandon it in the rainforest. Don't worry, this is exactly how I was raised. Bye!
Winter & Qibli: NO!
Later:
Winter: *holding egg* Well, that was a shit show. Who's next?
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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