Qibli: Hey, Winter!
Winter: CLAUSERUNT EAM, ET SPIRITUM ASCENSUM SCORPIONIS!
Qibli: huh?
Winter: Stultus!
Qibli: Somebody help! Something's happening to Winter, that my brain can't function!
*Kinkajou and Turtle walk in*
Turtle: What's wrong?
Winter: Netjies verkeerde, Vis tone.
Turtle: Oh...boy.
Kinkajou: Why is Winter talking like that? I can't understand a word she's saying.
Winter: Baka!
Kinkajou: OK, I understood that.
Qibli: Winter, what's going on?
Winter: Watashi wa okotte imasu!
Kinkajou: Oh no...
Qibli: What did she say? And you understand Japanese?
Kinkajou: Of course I know Japanese! And she said--
Moonwatcher: Hey, guys.
Winter: Mond! Sei meine nasse mutter!
Moonwatcher: ....bye, guys *leaves*
Winter: Nutzlos! *storms off*
Qibli: Well....that happened.
Later that day:
*Qibli arrived at home*
Qibli: Hey, Winter--
*Qibli paused once he saw something in the middle of the room. Winter was coiled around a giant, pale blue egg, with gold specks*
Qibli: You were in labor!? Why didn't you tell me.
Winter: Duh! I did! Earlier.
Qibli: Wait, that gibberish made sense?
Winter: Will it kill you to learn your native languages?
Qibli: This is so amazing! *cuddles egg*
Winter: Yep...if you'll excuse me *faints*
Qibli: Winter?
Winter: Don't talk to me, I'm dead now.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
