Winter: Finally! A question: If the world was ending, which of the 10 dragons out of everyone you knew, will you choose to help you survive.
Winter: That's tricky. I hate to admit it, but I have to choose my winglet as one of the few dragons to be with me until the end, except Umber.
Umber: Why me?
Winter: Because you're irrelevant and you'll eat our rations!
Umber: You do know MudWings are not pigs, right?
Kinkajou: I'm just surprised I'm one of Winter's choices.
Winter: Don't flatter yourself, your venom would come in useful. Moon is a great hunter. And Turtle is an animus.
Qibli: What about me?
Winter: Your humor can distract us from the prospect of horrible death.
Qibli: My speciality!
Winter: As for my six other choices: Peril would be a good choice, the only downside is she might kill us in our sleep.
Peril: Stop lying....it would just be you I would kill.
Winter: *eye roll* Tsunami and Clay are strong, so very useful. And of course, I'm bringing along Icicle and Hailstorm--
Qibli: You're going to pick your murderous sister?
Winter: Qibli, you know the school mantra: Never leave family behind, even though they're horrible cold killers.
Tsunami: What? I don't remember that.
Clay: .......I didn't want Winter to feel bad about his family.
Tsunami: Three moons...
Qibli: So, who's the last dragon you're going to pick?
Winter: Well, it isn't Glory, cause' she's a sarcastic bitch.
Tsunami: Agreed
Glory: Hey!
Winter: And it's definitely aren't Sunny.
Sunny: Aw!
Winter: I'll have to choose Starflight.
Starflight: Me? Really?
Winter: When we run out of food, we'll eat you.
Starflight: ....Understandably.
Tsunami: So, it's just going be us the whole time?
Winter: No, we would have to repopulate the earth. Here's how I think it would go: Turtle and Kinkajou will get married, so will Peril and Clay, and they'll bring forth annoying and crazy babies.
Tsunami: What about me? You left my boyfriend to die.
Winter: I dunno...Hailstorm?
Tsunami: I don't know anything about him!
Winter: Then find out for yourself!
Tsunami: But, I'm socially awkward.
Winter: Well, the world is doomed unless you make out with my brother!
Qibli: I'm so confused.
Tsunami: Fine! *stomps off*
Glory: Please, tell me she's not going to the Ice Kingdom.
Clay: *sigh* I wish I could...
Winter: Where was I?...I guess I'll marry Moon.
Qibli: Why do you get to marry Moon?
Winter: Because I called dibs.
Moonwatcher: I'm not sure--
Qibli: Well...I'll just have to marry your sister!
Winter: You can try. But she'll bite your head off.
Qibli: Trust me, no one can resist my charms. And I'll prove it *walks off*
Winter: He's going to die...
Kinkajou: We'll deal with that, later. What happens after?
Moonwatcher: Well, I'm definitely divorcing your ass, Winter.
Winter: Dammit! And I can't move on to Qibli, because he'll be dead.
Clay: And even eating Starflight, won't stop us from starving.
Starflight: You are the worst friend.
Turtle: So, in the end we'll starve, while having a million baby mouths to feed.
Peril: I would ditch you guys, and I'm taking the kids with me!
Clay: Peril, no! Not the kids!
Kinkajou: And I'll do the thing we're all thinking, and kill Winter, for making stupid decisions.
Everyone: *murmurs in agreement*
Winter: ....
Winter: Fuck.
Kinkajou: Well, that was fun...now someone bring Tsunami and Qibli back from the Ice Kingdom.
Later:
Qibli: AHHHHH!
Winter: I told you this would happen!
*Winter is trying to free Qibli, who had his head trapped halfway down Icicle's mouth*
Qibli: *muffled voice* This isn't so bad, it reminds me of the first time you and I met.
Winter: Yeah, you used some cheesy pickup lines, and almost died that day. Now hold still!
Meanwhile:
Glory: Tsunami, this is getting ridiculous!
Tsunami: But the world depends on it!
Glory: But you are scaring the poor thing!
*Hailstorm is currently trapped in Tsunami's crushing embrace*
Hailstorm: Help...
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