Dare #37

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*in the Ice Palace, Icicle is in the dungeons, being guarded by two IceWings*

First Guard: And then I told her to stick a penguin up her snout.

Second Guard: And what did she do?

First Guard: What do you think? She stuck a penguin up my snout!

Second Guard: That's brutal.

First Guard: I know, my mom's the worse, that's why I never attend thanksgiving dinner anymore.

Icicle: *growl*

Second Guard: Quiet, prisoner!

First Guard: Nice one. Also, would you stop playing footsie with me, it's weird.

Second Guard: That wasn't me, bro.

First Guard: *confused* Then, who--

*Suddenly, an invisible force punches the First Guard in the face, and he immediately went down*

Second Guard: What! Who is that!?

???: Your worse nightmare...

Second Guard: *gasp* An invisible clown!?

???: ....what, no...Urgh, forget it.

*punches guard unconscious*

*Winter steps into the cell*

Winter: Thanks, Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: *turns off camouflage* Queen Glory is going to be really angry at me, but I can't pass up an opportunity to punch some IceWings.

Icicle: Winter? Have you finally decided to be useful and break me out of here?

Winter: Actually...Guys! Now!

*Qibli and Turtle run into the dungeon, and break into Icicle's cell, before tackling her to the ground*

Icicle: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?

Turtle: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Qibli: Moon get in here and help us!

Moonwatcher: Got it! *runs in and knocks Icicle unconscious*

Kinkajou: Aw! I wanted to do that.

Later:

*Icicle wakes up, and sees that she is in the rainforest. She tries to move, but couldn't...*

Icicle: WHY AM I BURIED IN THE GROUND!?

Qibli: We might've went a little overboard with mud and dirt.

Winter: And by we, he meant Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: They refused to let me cover your head...party poopers.

Icicle: Winter! I swear, once I'm free, I'm going to make you pay for this!

Winter: Yeah, yeah. In the meantime, we're going to fetch you something to eat.

Kinkajou: I would say don't move from this spot, but...you know the gist.

A week later:

Qibli: I hope she likes fruits.

Kinkajou: Probably not, I'm certain that everything filled with life and beauty immediately withers and dies in her palms.

Turtle: You think Icicle will be mad once we set her free?

Winter: Most definitely, we would have to knock her out before dragging her back to the Ice Kingdom.

Moonwatcher: That might be a problem.

Winter: Why?

Moonwatcher: Cause' she escaped *points to the hole in the ground*

Turtle: We're doomed!

Winter: Everyone relax! She probably went back to the Ice Kingdom--

*crack*

Winter: *looks up at the trees* What--

*Icicle lunges down at him, covered in mud and cobwebs*

Icicle: ARRGH!

Winter: AHHHHH! OH MY GOD!

Kinkajou: Aw! They have such a cute sibling rivalry.

Winter: I'm fucking dying! You idiots!

Qibli: We should help him








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