Qibli: C'mon, stop squirming!
Winter: Bandit!
Qibli: Shit!
*Winter comes in*
Winter: Qibli, have you seen my scavenger?
Qibli: Nope, haven't seen him.
Winter: Damn...could've sworn I saw him somewhere.
Qibli: Maybe he's in the prey center.
Winter: The prey center!? He'll get eaten! *quickly leaves*
Qibli: Phew! OK, come out now.
Qibli: ....
Qibli: Get out from under the bed!
*Qibli dragged Bandit from under a bed*
Qibli: I swear, you're going to give me a headache.
Kinkajou: Qibli, what are you doing?
Qibli: Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: Is that Winter's pet scavenger?
Qibli: ....Yes, I was dared to hide him.
Kinkajou: How could you!
Qibli: I'm sorry! I didn't have a choice--
Kinkajou: Let me finish my sentence. How could you, do this without me!?
Kinkajou: I want in on anything that will piss Winter off! So where is the little rascal?
Qibli: What do you mean? He's right here--
*Qibli turned, only to realize that Bandit was gone*
Qibli: ....I fucked up royal.
Kinkajou: Well, good luck finding him *walks away*
Qibli: Hey! I thought you wanted in!
Kinkajou: I wanted to piss Winter off, not send him into a barbaric rampage. You're on your on for this one *leaves*
Qibli: Oh my god...
Later:
*Qibli is now trudging through the rainforest*
Qibli: Where is he...?
*Suddenly, ahead of him, he caught a glimpse of brown hair*
Qibli: Bandit!
*He quickly rushed forward, and picked up the scavenger*
Qibli: Now, let's--
Scavenger: SQUEAK!!!
Qibli: What!?
*Qibli took a closer look at the creature, and saw that it looked different*
Qibli: A female!? But where's--
*crack!*
*Qibli turned to the sound, and out stepped out a dragon. The newcomer looked like a SkyWing, but he was so pale that Qibli thought he was ill. Also, this strange dragon was holding Bandit!*
Qibli: Hey! That's my husband's scavenger! Give him back!
Newcomer: What's a scavenger? And give me back my sister!
Qibli: Sister!? Nevermind, I'm not going to be associated with crazy weird looking dragons. I asked you first, so hand him over.
Newcomer: You hand her over.
Qibli: *sigh* ....OK, on the same time, we both give back each other's scavengers. Real. Slow.
Newcomer: *nods in agreement*
*Very slowly, the two reached forward, and moved the scavengers closely to each other. They were almost where they wanted to, when suddenly the female scavenger bit Qibli*
Qibli: Ah! Son of a-- *drops her*
*the strange dragon dropped Bandit, and the female scavenger quickly climbed on his back*
Newcomer: I'm sorry! She's usually nice! *takes off and flies away*
Qibli: Ow! Well, at least I have Bandit back.
Winter: Yeah..you're real lucky.
Qibli: Winter!
Qibli: ....I'm in big trouble, am I?
Winter: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.
Qibli: We don't have a couch--
Winter: We'll bye one!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)