Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Dare #32

*The Winglet is in the prey center, and Winter just stepped in*

Moonwatcher: Good morning, Winter.

Winter: Hello everyone, I would like to introduce you to a new friend of mine.

Qibli: A new friend? Wow, you're actually warming up to other dragons?

Kinkajou: Show us, this new friend.

Winter: OK, here he is!

*Winter suddenly holds up a spoon with a smiley face drawn on it and the Winglet is just regarding him in confusion*

Winter: He's name is Spoony, and he's a gentleman.

Everyone: ....

Kinkajou: *whispers* What's happening?

Turtle: I dunno, but I'm scared.

Winter: If you excuse me, Spoony and I are going to hang out *leaves*

Qibli: What just happened?

Winter: *snickers* Those fools fell for it! I'm going to have a lot of fun with this dare.

Later:

Winter: Guys! I have a big announcement!

Umber: What is it?

Winter: Do you remember Spoony?

Everyone: ....

Moonwatcher: Yeah...

Winter: Well, it so happens that we been spending a fair amount of time together, and to make a long story short...we're getting married!

Kinkajou: :0

Qibli: Wait, what!?

Winter: What's wrong?...do you have a problem with me getting married to Spoony?

Moonwatcher: No, it's just--

Qibli: He's a fucking spoon!

Moonwatcher: Qibli!

Qibli: It had to be said!

Winter: Well, I can't expect you to understand true love! If this is how you really feel, then I'll just find a new winglet! *storms off*

Winter: ...

Winter: *snickers*

Much later:

Winter: Well, it's the end of the week, time to come clean, I guess.

*He grabs Spoony and heads towards the main hall*

Winter: They actually believe I fell in love with a spoon! Ridiculous-- 

*Winter pauses when he steps into the hall, and sees a full blown wedding ceremony*

Winter: What the--!

Moonwatcher: Winter! So glad you made it!

Qibli: We felt bad for not supporting you, so we decided to make it up to you, by planning your wedding day!

Winter: Huh?

Kinkajou We even invited your family! Look!

*In front of the alter, sat three IceWings. Icicle was growling while wrapped in chains, and Hailstorm and Tundra were sitting beside her*

Tundra: Well, isn't this fancy?

Hailstorm: Mother, aren't you concerned that one of your sons is marrying a spoon?

Tundra: No dear, I came to accept the fact that all my children are disappointments.

Hailstorm: But--

Tundra: And strangely, I'm happy that he found someone...almost as happy as I been when I buried your father.

Hailstorm: What?

Tundra: You heard me, son.

Kinkajou: Isn't this great?

Qibli: I'll help the groom prepare *grabs Spoony and walks away*

Winter: Guys! It wasn't real! It was a dare!

Everyone: ....

Moonwatcher: Well, that's a bunch of money wasted.

Turtle: Somebody better let Qibli know.

Winter: I'm on it.

Meanwhile:

Qibli: OK, listen here, Spoony. Don't get too comfortable with Winter, because I might still have a shot with him one day! And if you ever think about hurting him--

Winter: What are you doing?

Qibli: Ahh! Winter!