Dare #142

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*Meanwhile in an amusement park*

Tsunami: So, we're doing this?

Winter: Yep.

Coral: Tsunami! Why are we here?

Tundra: I would also like to know.

Icicle: Why the fuck is it so noisy here?

Hailstorm: Sister! Don't swear, there's a kid here.

Auklet: Don't worry, Mr Hailstorm, my sister says fuck all the time.

Hailstorm: What? Which sister is that?

Anemone & Tsunami: *points to each other*

Hailstorm: *sigh*

Coral: Why is it that I am still unanswered?

Tsunami: We're here to have fun.

Coral: But we were having fun at home!

Tsunami: A 100 word essay about the kingdom is not fun, mom!

Coral: *grumbles*

Winter: I have a question, Tsunami? Why are you and your sisters in harnesses?

Tsunami: Don't even fucking ask--

Coral: The reason because, my rebellious daughters could run around like maniacs any minute, this is so I can keep an eye on them.

Anemone: How the shit did I end up back here...?

Auklet: Now we can suffer together.

Coral: Well, since we're having fun, let's go!

*Coral walks off, while yanking on the harnesses*

Tsunami: Gah! Mom! Easy with that thing!

Hailstorm: *turns to his family* What are we waiting for? Let's have some quality family time!

Winter: Gross.

Icicle: What's wrong with you?

Tundra: This is hell.

Hailstorm: ....

Hailstorm: Coral! Do you have any spare harnesses left?

*and that's how Hailstorm spent the day, literally dragging his grumpy family around*

Later:

Coral: Well, I can't believe this turned out pretty fun!

Tundra: For you.

Coral: C'mon, I got you cotton candy!

Tundra: I specifically asked for candy apples.

Coral: But, they ran out of-- *sigh* Forgot it. How about you kids? Did you have--

Coral: Tsunami! Stop chewing on your harness!

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