*Meanwhile in an amusement park*
Tsunami: So, we're doing this?
Winter: Yep.
Coral: Tsunami! Why are we here?
Tundra: I would also like to know.
Icicle: Why the fuck is it so noisy here?
Hailstorm: Sister! Don't swear, there's a kid here.
Auklet: Don't worry, Mr Hailstorm, my sister says fuck all the time.
Hailstorm: What? Which sister is that?
Anemone & Tsunami: *points to each other*
Hailstorm: *sigh*
Coral: Why is it that I am still unanswered?
Tsunami: We're here to have fun.
Coral: But we were having fun at home!
Tsunami: A 100 word essay about the kingdom is not fun, mom!
Coral: *grumbles*
Winter: I have a question, Tsunami? Why are you and your sisters in harnesses?
Tsunami: Don't even fucking ask--
Coral: The reason because, my rebellious daughters could run around like maniacs any minute, this is so I can keep an eye on them.
Anemone: How the shit did I end up back here...?
Auklet: Now we can suffer together.
Coral: Well, since we're having fun, let's go!
*Coral walks off, while yanking on the harnesses*
Tsunami: Gah! Mom! Easy with that thing!
Hailstorm: *turns to his family* What are we waiting for? Let's have some quality family time!
Winter: Gross.
Icicle: What's wrong with you?
Tundra: This is hell.
Hailstorm: ....
Hailstorm: Coral! Do you have any spare harnesses left?
*and that's how Hailstorm spent the day, literally dragging his grumpy family around*
Later:
Coral: Well, I can't believe this turned out pretty fun!
Tundra: For you.
Coral: C'mon, I got you cotton candy!
Tundra: I specifically asked for candy apples.
Coral: But, they ran out of-- *sigh* Forgot it. How about you kids? Did you have--
Coral: Tsunami! Stop chewing on your harness!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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