Winter: So....I was dared to pretend to be in love with Tsunami for a week.
Qibli: This is the best dare.
Winter: Shut up! Anyway, I would need Turtle's help for this.
Turtle: What? Why me?
Winter: I don't know shit about your sister.
Turtle: I don't know that much, either. You know, besides from the fact that she likes to fight.
Qibli: Well, now we know she can easily crush you.
Winter: Not helping!
Kinkajou: Don't be silly. Here's what you do: 1#: give her a gift. 2#: compliment her. Then 3#: let romance happen!
Winter: This is not real, you do know that?
Kinkajou: C'mon, it's been forever since I played matchmaker.
Winter: I guess we're going with Kinkajou's plan...This is going to be a disaster.
A while later:
Winter: Hey, Tsunami!
Tsunami: Winter? What can I do for you?
Winter: Uh...take this! *hands her fish*
Tsunami: What--I don't understand--
Winter: Also, I wanted to tell you...uh..I *checks notes*
Tsunami: What are you looking at?
Winter: Nothing! I mean--your scales look radiant today.
Tsunami: ....wut?
Winter: OK, bye! *flees*
Tsunami: *visible confusion*
Winter: That was painful.
A week later:
Tsunami: Something's wrong with that IceWing, he keeps following me around and acting weird.
Starflight: I think it's pretty obvious, he has a crush on you.
Tsunami: .....say what now?
Glory: *sigh* You're hopeless.
Tsunami: What do I do now? I don't really feel the same way.
Sunny: Just let him down easy.
Clay: Yeah! No need to crush the guy's spirits.
Tsunami: Fine, but this is going to be really awkward.
Later:
Tsunami: Listen, Winter...I know about your crush, and I'm sorry, I don't feel the same.
Winter: ....I didn't really have a crush on you, it was just a dare from my torturers--I mean readers.
Tsunami: ....THANK MOONS! HALLELUJAH!...no offense.
Winter: It's a wonder why I still have a self-esteem.
Tsunami: Well, since that's done--
Riptide: *bursts in like a crazy man* TSUNAMI!
Winter: What now?
Riptide: Tsunami, Sunny told me about you and Winter, and I came to fight for my lady!
Tsunami: *facepalms* Riptide, you don't understand--
Riptide: I know you are your own dragoness, but I have to do this.
Winter: What the hell are you--
Riptide: Arrgh! *tackles him*
Winter: WHAT THE HELL? GET OFF ME!
Tsunami: Riptide, stop. I find this both irritating, and attractive.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
