Winter: Today, I was dared to play game called Halo.
Qibli: This isn't going to be like the Pokémon incident, where you become totally obsessed?
Winter: I have self control, you know!
Turtle: Where does Winter get these stuff?
Kinkajou: From a wonderful place called fanfiction logic.
Turtle: Huh?
Winter: OK, everyone get the hell out, I'm tired of seeing your faces *nudges them towards the exit*
Turtle: Wait, Winter!
Winter: *nudging intensifies*
*After they're gone, Winter puts on the game*
Winter: Let's see, do I need to read the instructions first?
Winter: ...Ha! How hard can it be? *starts game*
*gunshots*
Winter: Shit, what just happen!? Why is everything so loud and violent?
*Panicked, Winter randomly smashes buttons*
Winter: I don't understand my life!
*Winter's character dies*
Winter: Oh, that's it! I refuse to be bested at by a game! Time to get serious.
Days later:
Moonwatcher: Has anyone notice that Winter hasn't been seen for a while?
Qibli: I knew it! He's probably still playing that game!
Moonwatcher: What, it's been five days!
Turtle: We shouldn't invade his privacy.
Qibli: Screw that! I'm going to get to the bottom of this!
*Qibli marches away, quickly followed by Moon, Turtle, and Kinkajou. Qibli pauses in front of the entrance to Winter's room*
Qibli: Winter, come out!
Winter: I'm demisexual!
Qibli: That's not what I meant! Come out of your room, you better still not be playing that game.
*Winter steps out from his room, and his winglet regards him in surprise. He was fully dress in Spartan armor, exactly like in the game*
Turtle: Wtf?
Moonwatcher: You got to be kidding me.
Kinkajou: That's hot.
Qibli: Really ho--I mean, Winter, you look ridiculous.
Winter: Well, I can't expect you to understand the mastery that is cosplay.
Qibli: Forgot the cosplay! It's you I don't understand.
Kinkajou: Can you even breathe in that, Winter
Winter: With extreme difficulty, but yes.
Winter: *sigh* The truth is, after trying to master Halo, I grown to realize that I'm...fond of it.
Turtle: And by fond? You mean borderline obsessed?
Qibli: Winter, I don't want to do this, but it's for your own good. We have to take away the game.
Winter: Trust me, you don't want to that...
*Winter suddenly pulls out a rifle, also identical to the game*
Qibli: OK, as if a plastic replica is going to stop--
*Winter pulls the trigger, and Qibli dodges a massive blast*
Qibli: What!? Where did you get that!?
Winter: From the black market *taking aim again*
Kinkajou: *gasp* The hellhole itself! Run for your lives!
Later:
Tsunami: So, you idiots caused the craters in the mountain?!
Qibli: Not we idiots! He idiot! *points to Winter*
Winter: It your fault for moving so much!
Tsunami: I...I just...
Tsunami: HOW IS IT THAT YOU'RE NOT EXPELLED!?
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