Dare #27

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Winter: Today, I was dared to play game called Halo.

Qibli: This isn't going to be like the Pokémon incident, where you become totally obsessed?

Winter: I have self control, you know!

Turtle: Where does Winter get these stuff?

Kinkajou: From a wonderful place called fanfiction logic.

Turtle: Huh?

Winter: OK, everyone get the hell out, I'm tired of seeing your faces *nudges them towards the exit*

Turtle: Wait, Winter!

Winter: *nudging intensifies*

*After they're gone, Winter puts on the game*

Winter: Let's see, do I need to read the instructions first?

Winter: ...Ha! How hard can it be? *starts game*

*gunshots*

Winter: Shit, what just happen!? Why is everything so loud and violent?

*Panicked, Winter randomly smashes buttons*

Winter: I don't understand my life!

*Winter's character dies*

Winter: Oh, that's it! I refuse to be bested at by a game! Time to get serious.

Days later:

Moonwatcher: Has anyone notice that Winter hasn't been seen for a while?

Qibli: I knew it! He's probably still playing that game!

Moonwatcher: What, it's been five days!

Turtle: We shouldn't invade his privacy.

Qibli: Screw that! I'm going to get to the bottom of this!

*Qibli marches away, quickly followed by Moon, Turtle, and Kinkajou. Qibli pauses in front of the entrance to Winter's room*

Qibli: Winter, come out!

Winter: I'm demisexual!

Qibli: That's not what I meant! Come out of your room, you better still not be playing that game.

*Winter steps out from his room, and his winglet regards him in surprise. He was fully dress in Spartan armor, exactly like in the game*

Turtle: Wtf?

Moonwatcher: You got to be kidding me.

Kinkajou: That's hot.

Qibli: Really ho--I mean, Winter, you look ridiculous.

Winter: Well, I can't expect you to understand the mastery that is cosplay.

Qibli: Forgot the cosplay! It's you I don't understand.

Kinkajou: Can you even breathe in that, Winter

Winter: With extreme difficulty, but yes.

Winter: *sigh* The truth is, after trying to master Halo, I grown to realize that I'm...fond of it.

Turtle: And by fond? You mean borderline obsessed?

Qibli: Winter, I don't want to do this, but it's for your own good. We have to take away the game.

Winter: Trust me, you don't want to that...

*Winter suddenly pulls out a rifle, also identical to the game*

Qibli: OK, as if a plastic replica is going to stop--

*Winter pulls the trigger, and Qibli dodges a massive blast*

Qibli: What!? Where did you get that!?

Winter: From the black market *taking aim again*

Kinkajou: *gasp* The hellhole itself! Run for your lives!

Later:

Tsunami: So, you idiots caused the craters in the mountain?!

Qibli: Not we idiots! He idiot! *points to Winter*

Winter: It your fault for moving so much!

Tsunami: I...I just...

Tsunami: HOW IS IT THAT YOU'RE NOT EXPELLED!?












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