Kinkajou: Use this love potion on anyone at school.
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: FINALLY! My matching skills are put to a test!
Kinkajou: But...there are so many potential suspects, I can't choose just one..I need to think about it.
Later:
*Kinkajou is in the prey center, searching for the suspect for the love potion*
Kinkajou: Arrgh! I can't choose! Maybe if I--
Pike: Hey! What's that in your talons?
Kinkajou: Nothing!
Pike: Give me that! *snatches potion*
Kinkajou: Hey!
Pike: What is this? *sniffs it*
Kinkajou: It's not for you, jerk!
Pike: Don't tell me what to do, RainWing. *looks at potion curiously and takes a sip*
Kinkajou: No! *takes potion back*
Pike: Relax, I only took a little sip-- *suddenly, his eyes glossed over and turned a dull grey*
Kinkajou: Dammit! Well, at least I don't have to choose anymore.
Kinkajou: Now, what name should I pick...?
*someone suddenly pokes her shoulder*
Tamarin: Hey, Kinkajou, can you help me with homework?
Kinkajou: Not now, Tamarin-- WHAT, NO!
*Pike's grey eyes then turned a shade of pink*
Pike: Tamarin 💕
Tamarin: What?
Pike: I love you, Tamarin!
Tamarin: Double what?
Kinkajou: Oh no.
Anemone: Excuse me!?
*the three turned to face the SeaWing, who was glaring at Pike*
Kinkajou: Oh, sh--
Anemone: Who says you can say that to my girlfriend?
Tamarin: We're not dating--
Anemone: Not now, sweetheart.
Pike: But, I love her so much! She's like an adorable blind teddy bear!
Anemone: She's my adorable blind teddy bear!
Pike: Says who?
Anemone: Me! The SeaWing princess, and the one about to beat your ass.
Pike: Then, I'll fight you for her!
Kinkajou: Come on!
Tamarin: Imma' head out *leaves*
Pike: Princess, wait for me! *follows her*
Anemone: No! Wait for me! *walks beside Tamarin*
Tamarin: Guys, I'm really not interested in a relationship. But, if you don't mind, can you help with my homework--
Pike: Of course! 💕
Anemone: Anything for you, my love 💕
Tamarin: OK.
Later:
Tamarin: So, anyway, I have a harem now.
Flame: What's your point?
Tamarin: My point is that I have two love interests, and you're still friendzoned by that new chick.
Flame: ...
Tamarin: Let it sink in, bitch.
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