Winter: OK, let's see the next dare.
Winter: I dare Winter to be a RainWing--
Kinkajou: ...
Winter: ...
Winter: *runs*
Kinkajou: Come back here!
Winter: Fucking nope!
Kinkajou: Turtle, stop him!
Turtle: On it!
*Turtle rushes forward, and grabs Winter in a tackle*
Winter: Dammit, Turtle!
Turtle: You have to do it, man! It's only for 6 months.
Winter: And how do you suggest I become a RainWing?
*Turtle suddenly holds up a strawberry*
Turtle: With this... *moves it closer to Winter*
Winter: NOOOOOOO--
Later:
Qibli: Winter?!
*Winter is now an RainWing, his scales were a baby blue, but he still had a grumpy expression*
Winter: My body feels like a noodle.
Qibli: So, should we call you Blueberry instead of Winter?
Winter: Don't fucking push it.
Kinkajou: Shut up, this is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Winter: No it's not! I don't want to be a useless RainWing!
Kinkajou: Useless! That's it! It's time you go to class.
Winter: What class--?
Kinkajou: RainWing 101.
Later:
*they were now in the rainforest*
Kinkajou: Winter, for your lesson, I brought along the Rainiest RainWings I can find: Mangrove and Jambu.
Jambu: Alllright...
Winter: Why do look like your braincells abandoned you?
Jambu: Don't worry, that's just my face.
Winter: I'm already hating this.
Kinkajou: Sshhh! Lesson Number #1 of being a RainWing: getting chosen by a sloth.
Winter: Why would I need to--
*Mangrove suddenly dumped a whole bucket of sloths on him*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
