*Winter taking a nap, when he slowly woke up*
Winter: *yawn!*
Winter: Man, that was a good nap...
Winter: ...
Winter: Wait, where the hell am I?
*He realises that he was in a unrecognizable room*
Winter: What the--
*He then looked down at himself*
Winter: WHAT THE SHIT!?
*Winter was trapped in Peacemaker's body!*
Winter: What's happening!?
*Winter ran for the door, and couldn't reach for the doorknob*
Winter: Curse my teeny weeny body!
*Suddenly, the door slowly opened, and in came Hope*
Hope: Aww! Trying to reach the doorknob, again?
Winter: Listen, lady! I have at least 4% of IceWing rage left in this infant carcass. You better tell what's happening, or so help me--
Hope: AAAHHHH--!
Meanwhile:
Kinkajou: So, you enchanted Peacemaker and Winter to switch bodies?
Turtle: Pretty much.
*Peacemaker is busy inspecting himself, in Winter's body*
Peacemaker: Feels weird. But at least I'm not being force fed baby food.
Turtle: OK, no funny business while you're like this.
Peacemaker: Will you be my slave?
Turtle: No! Stop asking me!
Peacemaker: You'll give in one day...
Dawn: *comes in* Dad! You promised me a tea party.
Peacemaker: Dear, your tea's irrelevant.
Dawn: *gasp*
Turtle: He didn't mean it, honey!
Peacemaker: No, I definitely prefer coffee.
Dawn: *sheds tears*
Turtle: Peacemaker!
Peacemaker: What?
Turtle: She's a kid! How come you don't know anything about kids, you were one!
Peacemaker: Dude, for three months, I just kept repeating I like strawberries, and they believed that shit.
Dawn: Peacemaker?
Peacemaker: Yes, it's me.
Dawn: How come you're in dad's body?
Peacemaker: It's an odd story--
*Hope suddenly bursts in, with Winter in a baby harness strapped to her chest*
Winter: *points at Peace* YOU!
Peacemaker: Oh sh--
Hope: Can someone tell me why an angry IceWing is trapped in my son's body?
Turtle: Uh, that'll be my bad.
Winter: Turtle, I will rip your face off as much as my toothpick claws can allow!
Hope: How do we fix this?
Turtle: Easy, there's a bracelet on each of them, and that's where the magic is being held.
Peacemaker: As if I'm going back into that tiny container.
Hope: Did you just speak a complete sentence?
Peacemaker: I mean-- I like strawberries.
Hope: Aww! It's kinda weird hearing it out of an almost fully grown dragon, though.
Winter: That's it! I'm coming over there!
*After struggling, Winter crawled out of the harness. However, he only fell hard onto the floor as result*
Winter: ...
Everyone: ...
Winter: wah...wah...WAAAAHH!! *😭*
Hope: Oh no! Poor thing! *picks Winter up and cuddles him*
Peacemaker: ....dammit, I already miss that.
Later:
Turtle: Good news! Peacemaker agreed to take the bracelet off, and him and Winter are back to normal.
Winter: On one condition...
Peacemaker: Oh, waiter!
*Winter is wearing a tuxedo, serving Dawn and Peacemaker as they had a tea party*
Peacemaker: I would like some more coffee.
Winter: Coffee will ruin your system, you little shit biscuit!
Dawn: Dad! Be nice to my friend!
Winter: *grits teeth* Of course... I'll get your coffee *walks off*
Turtle: It's nice that you're doing this, Winter.
Winter: I guess so, now where do we keep the rat poison?
Turtle: Winter!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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