Winter: I was dared to prank Turtle. For this, I (unfortunately), had to ask my winglet to help make him suffer.
Qibli: We're not exactly going to make him suffer.
Winter: Where's the fun in that?
Moonwatcher: After much discussing, we finally decided on a prank.
Winter: And it's lame.
Kinkajou: Well, it's better than any torture you suggested.
Winter: The tears is what makes it funny!
Qibli: Let's just do this, already.
Later:
Moonwatcher: Did Winter do it, yet?
Qibli: I don't know, we have to wait.
Kinkajou: I hope he doesn't do anything cruel.
Qibli: Relax, he's only putting squid ink in Turtle's toothpaste. Winter may be narcissistic, but it's not like he's poisoning him--
Turtle: *burst in* AHHHHH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!
Kinkajou: Winter, what did you do!?
Winter: I put ink in his toothpaste, like you said!
Moonwatcher: What kind of squid did you use!?
Winter: I-I don't know, it was really colourful, bright red, and I found it in some murky water.
Moonwatcher: Winter! That squid could've easily been dangerous!
Winter: Oh shi--Turtle, open your mouth!
Qibli: I can't believe this! You actually poisoned him!?
Winter: Shut up, and help me tackle Turtle!
Later:
Qibli: OK, good news: Turtle's going to be fine. Bad news: Winter feels really guilty, and he's been brooding in a corner for the whole day.
Winter: I'VE SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
Moonwatcher: It's not your fault, IceWings don't know much about squids.
Qibli: *sigh* It's going to be a long afternoon.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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