Qibli: Winter! I finally got League of Legends!
Winter: What the fuck is that?
Qibli: It's a game. Wanna play with me?
Winter: Fine, as long as we don't repeat the Animal Crossing incident.
Qibli: I said I was sorry.
Winter: You outlawed sea bass! You ruined a community!
Later:
*Qibli and Winter are half through the game*
Winter: Qibli! I told you to protect the Nexus!
Qibli: I'm trying! But my life bar is low!
Winter: Arrgh! I'm trying to get through enemy base, but can't get through these annoying turrets!
Qibli: Smash them down.
Winter: Bitch, what does it look like am doing?
Qibli: ...right now, it looks like you're getting killed.
Winter: Wait, what-- NO!
*Winter's character is killed by opponent*
Winter: That must be Kinkajou again!
Qibli: Don't worry, I'll avenge you-- FUCK!
*Qibli left the Nexus unguarded, and another enemy broke it to bits, making the opposite team the winner*
Winter: ...I'm disowning you.
Qibli: Wouldn't be the first time.
Meanwhile:
Moonwatcher: Wow! This game is so much fun! I just broke the crystal thingie.
Kinkajou: Great job, Moon.
Moonwatcher: Thank you, for letting me play with you.
Kinkajou: No problem, would you like to join me as I laugh at Winter and Qibli's defeat?
Moonwatcher: Of course.
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