Dare #128

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*Meanwhile in the rainforest*

Peacemaker: *sigh* That SeaWing is still not budging. I need to be more persuasive.

Peacemaker: Arrgh... I can't think of world domination with an empty stomach!

*Peacemaker headed towards the kitchen, and took out a strawberry pastry*

Peacemaker: I hate strawberries *nom nom*

*Suddenly, Dawn, Armadillo, and Vanilla burst out from nowhere*

Dawn: Hello, new friend!

Peacemaker: Ah! *drops pastry*

Vanilla: Mine *snatches pastry*

Armadillo: I'm sorry about my sisters...and hey there.

Peacemaker: Who are you? And why are you in my house!?

Dawn: We came to make friends! Don't you want to make friends?

Peacemaker: Not with random dragons who committed breaking and entering!

Vanilla: Hey, I found this under a table *holds up crown*

Peacemaker: Put that down! And leave!

Armadillo: About that, we were dared to befriend you.

Peacemaker: *sigh* Look, why would I want to be friends with three little dragonets....

Peacemaker: *lightbulb* ....who are also easy to manipulate.

Dawn: Huh?

Peacemaker: I mean, of course I'll be your friend!

Peacemaker: You guys do know the in and outs in Jade Mountain Academy, right?

Dawn: Yeah! We live there!

Peacemaker: *smirks* Wonderful.

Later:

Kinkajou: Turtle, why have you been starring at your sandwich for the past 10 minutes?

Turtle: I...don't want to talk about it...

Dawn: Dad! We're back!

Winter: Where have you gone, my darl-- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

*points at Peacemaker*

Vanilla: This is are no companion, aka new friend.

Winter: New friend!?

Peacemaker: Yes, mister. That won't be a problem, would it?

Winter: YOU--

Armadillo: Oh please, Mr Winter, can we have a sleepover with him? Peacemaker is awesome!

Dawn: Yeah, he borrowed me some of his scrolls!

Vanilla: And, he let me keep this *holds up crown*

Peacemaker: No, I didn't!

Dawn: Can he stay? Please!

Winter: ...well, if it makes you kids happy--

Kids: YAY!

Armadillo: We'll show you around, Peacemaker.

Peacemaker: That's sounds great!

*Winter glares at Peacemaker*

Winter: I'm watching you, little demon.

Peacemaker: Suck it, old man.

*Winter almost pounces on him, but Kinkajou and Turtle holds him back*

Turtle: Calm down, Winter.

Winter: Must. Murder. Child!

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