Winter: Qibli, why did call me here?
Kinkajou: I would also like to know.
Qibli: You'll know in a minute, guys.
Winter: ....
Winter: Qibli, why are we in front of a closet--
*Qibli shoves both Kinkajou and Winter inside the closet, and locked them in*
Qibli: I'm sorry, sweetcakes!
Winter: Fuck you-- I mean I love you, but fuck you!
Qibli: You're supposed to do 7 minutes in heaven with Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: Hell no!
Winter: Hey! I agree, but I'm kinda offended!
Kinkajou: Winter, you're like a smelly cheese. First, you were tasty snack, but overtime you became gross.
Winter: Did you just compare me to fucking cheese?
Kinkajou: Yep.
Winter: That's it. You. Me. Heaven.
Winter: Let's go, baby!
Kinkajou: Winter, are you shitting me?
Winter: Nope. C'mon, give me a chance.
Kinkajou: I don't know...
Winter: I'm begging you. Please.
Kinkajou: ...OK.
*Kinkajou leaned in and kissed Winter on the lips. Eventually, the two pulled the apart*
Kinkajou: I just tricked you into kissing me, dumbass!
Winter: What!
Kinkajou: Hahaha!
Winter: You stupid tree rat!
Kinkajou: Oh, Winter...you're so lame.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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