Tsunami: Sorry to interrupt, Jade Winglet, but you forgot your scrolls in the library--
Qibli: Fuck off, trout face!
Tsunami: Da fuck did you say to me!?
Kinkajou: He didn't mean it, Tsunami. Can..can I have one of scrolls? I would like to do some reading.
Tsunami: Of course-- Wait, since when do you like reading, Kinkajou?
Winter: Who knows? I don't see the fun in it, but I'm always there to support my friend's interests. I love my-- Oh! A butterfly!
Tsunami: What the hell's going on here?
Moonwatcher: Don't worry, nothing's fishy going around here. Hehe.
Tsunami: .....where the fuck is Turtle?
Turtle: Tsunami!
Tsunami: Turtle, thank god--
Turtle: Tsunami, are you alright? Do you need anything? Water? Food? A therapist?
Tsunami: What?
Turtle: I'm just looking out for my sister, that's all.
Tsunami: OK! I am confusion!
Umber: I can explain. Turtle enchanted us to switch personalities for a dare.
Tsunami: Oh! That's why everything's so weird.
Umber: Yes, I have Turtle's personality, and Turtle has mine. And for some reason, I am straight now.
Umber: ...I'm in hell. This is hell for me.
Winter: Since Turtle's gay now, can I ship him with classmates?
Turtle: I'm not fucking gay!
Riptide: *comes in* Hey, there.
Turtle: I'm a little gay.
Tsunami: Don't you dare, Turtle, that's my future husband.
Riptide: Really?
Tsunami: ...
Tsunami: You didn't fucking hear that. Anyway, what do you need?
Riptide: Just want to let you know, that I heard strange noises coming from Turtle's room--
Turtle: Fuck! It's nothing, bye sis! *leaves*
Qibli: Oh my god, what fuckery is he up to?
Moonwatcher: Don't be like that, Qibli. Try to be cool, like Winter.
Winter: Hahaha! *gives Moon a high five*
Kinkajou: Haha...Oh, Moon.
Qibli: I hate you all.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
