Winter: Who the fuck is this?
Turtle: Winter, this is Izuku Midoryia. Midoryia, this is Winter.
Deku: Nice to meet you! But, you can call me Deku.
Winter: Great, another crossover.
Turtle: Be nice.
Winter: I am the definition of nice, you halfwit!
Deku: Hehe...you kinda remind me of--
Winter: SHUT UP, SHITTY DEKU!
Deku: I'm sorry :'(
Turtle: Don't be sorry, Winter's always like this.
Deku: Yet, he does look impressive. I never seen someone as intimidating yet elegant as him.
Winter: *scoffs* Well, obviously, you haven't seen awesome yet.
Turtle: *rolls eyes*
Kinkajou: *comes in* Is that who I think it is...?
*sees Deku*
Kinkajou: *squeal!* It's you! I'm your biggest fan! I have so much to ask you!
Deku: Really? I'm not even a full pledged hero yet, but I still have fan? This is exciting, and a little awkward... what do you want to know?
*Kinkajou made a serious expression, then knelt down to look Deku in the eye*
Kinkajou: Do you love Todoroki?
Deku: What!?
Kinkajou: Or Uraraka? Or Bakugou!?
Deku: Uh...uh..
Kinkajou: I need to know your perfect match, dammit!
Winter: Kinkajou, calm the fuck down.
Kinkajou: Fine, I'll leave...but until then..
*Kinkajou pinched out a strand of hair from Deku's head*
Kinkajou: I'm keeping this *leaves*
Winter: Weirdo.
Winter: Now, Deku, I have a question for you.
Deku: Yes...?
Winter: How long has it been since you broke a bone?
Deku: I been very careful actually...except this one time.
Winter: What happened?
Deku: I broke my wrist...slipping on a mopped floor.
Winter: .....you disappoint me.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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