Winter: So, this is your second round of Yandere Sim?
Chris: It seems so.
Martin: Yeah, can't wait--
*Suddenly, Martin's eyes went blank*
Chris: Martin?
Winter: What the--
*Martin suddenly wrapped his arms tightly around Chris*
Chris: Martin, what are--
Martin: Why is this blue beast sitting so close to you? Is he bothering you?
*Martin glares at Winter*
Winter: Who are you calling a beast?
Martin: I'm looking right at one.
Winter: Why you--!
Chris: What's going on?
Kinkajou: It's seems Martin is a Yandere, now.
Chris: How did he become a Yandere!?
Winter: Oh, I don't know-- Because the fucking dare book says so! What do think!
Kinkajou: And it seems you, Chris, are his victim-- I mean, senpai.
Winter: Wait. Aren't you two brothers?
Chris: Yeah...
Kinkajou: Shit just got weird.
Chris: What are we gonna do?
Winter: ...
Winter: I can buy you two a ticket to Alabama.
Chris: WINTER!
Winter: Kidding! I know exactly what to do: smack some sense back into Martin.
Martin: I like to see you try...
Winter: I'LL RIP YOU IN HALF, YOU LITTLE SHIT BISCUIT!
Kinkajou: Hey! Martin is a sweet guy, we shouldn't resort to violence with him. Let me try a gentle approach.
*Kinkajou slowly reached for Martin, and Martin almost bit her*
Kinkajou: Ah!
*On instinct, Kinkajou karate chopped him over the head, and Martin passed out*
Chris: ...
Winter: ...
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: You saw nothing.
*Kinkajou then proceeded climb out a window*
Later:
Martin: *wakes up* What happened?
Chris: You don't wanna know...
Martin: OK... why does my head hurt?
Winter: Well--
*Winter was hit by a brick*
Winter: Ow!
Kinkajou: YOU SAW NOTHING!
Winter: Stop spying on me from the window!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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