*Winter is walking down the hall. When suddenly, a cloaked dragon appeared around the corner, making him pause*
???: Hello, dearest. Would you like an apple?
*holds up a bright red apple*
Winter: ...
Winter: Kinkajou, what are you doing?
Kinkajou: Sshhh! Play along!
Kinkajou: *in a granny voice* So, what do you say, lovely?
Winter: Well, I'm definitely not eating it, since you're dressing and talking like a creep.
Kinkajou: C'mon! It's really tasty!
Winter: No.
Kinkajou: Please!
Winter: I said no--
*Kinkajou leaped onto his head, and tried to force the apple down his mouth*
Kinkajou: Just eat it! Dammit!
Winter: What in the actual fuck--
*Kinkajou finally managed to get it in, and Winter accidentally sallowed the apple whole. Kinkajou hopped off him*
Winter: *cough! cough!*
Winter: I don't know what shit was that! But I'm gonna--
*Winter faints*
Kinkajou: Finally!
*Kinkajou picks up Winter's tail and started dragging him. Tsunami suddenly walked past*
Tsunami: ...
Kinkajou: ...
Tsunami: *shrugs* I won't tell anyone, if you don't.
*Tsunami walks off*
Kinkajou: O...K?
Later:
Qibli: Kinkajou, what's this about?
Kinkajou: I poisoned Winter.
Qibli: You what!?
Kinkajou: Don't worry, he'll wake up once you kiss him.
*They then faced a glass coffin, where Winter was resting*
Kinkajou: Go ahead, Qibli! Smoochy! Smoochy!
Qibli: OK! OK!
*Qibli slowly approached Winter's coffin, and gazed down at his face. Then, he leaned down and pressed a kiss on the other's lips before pulling back*
Qibli: ...
Qibli: He's still asleep, I don't get it. Is it that I'm not--
*Winter fist suddenly flew up and punched Qibli in the face*
Qibli: Ow!
Winter: *wakes up*
Winter: *yawn!* Weird, I dreamt I was in some sort of fairytale. Kinkajou was the witch, unsurprisingly.
Kinkajou: Hmph!
Winter: Qibli, you okay? Why are you holding your snout?
Qibli: Oh! I'm fine, my snout is definitely not broken or anything.
Qibli: ....If you excuse *runs away screaming*
Winter: Weird.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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