Winter: OK, the reason I brought you here, is because we been dared to read some Palletshipping fanfiction.
Kinkajou: You been really obsessed with Pokémon lately.
Winter: Besides the point. Anyway, let's get this started.
Moonwatcher: And no shipping wars.
Winter: Kinkajou and I hadn't been that bad.
Qibli: You literally tackled Turtle!
Winter: Yeah, but we're cool now. Right, Turtle?
Turtle: You almost broke my arm!
Winter: Whatever, big baby.
Kinkajou: Are we going to read or not?
Winter: Fine.
Later:
Winter: OK, we finished a twenty total of fics. Any thoughts, guys?
Moonwatcher: Well, I both love Gary and also think he's a dumbass.
Kinkajou: New favorite ship! *squeal*
Qibli: it's alright.
Winter: What do you think, Turtle?
Turtle: ...it kinda reminds me of you and Qibli.
Winter: Excuse me?
Qibli: huh?
Moonwatcher: Now that I think about: Turtle's right.
Winter: In what way?
Turtle: Well, Ash is Qibli: the determined one, with snappy comebacks.
Kinkajou: And Winter's Gary: the egoistical maniac.
Winter: It's not my fault that I'm better than you!
Qibli: Frosty, calm down.
Turtle: Listen to your boyfriend, Winter.
Winter: When did you grow a mouth!
Kinkajou: He's just spitting facts. Also, #Qinter!
Winter: *growls* I'm out of here!
*Winter leaves*
Turtle: There's one thing I don't get.
Moonwatcher: What is it?
Turtle: Why does a gang of spontaneous cheerleaders always follow Gary around?
Kinkajou and Moon: ....
Kinkajou: I dunno, Dude, anime logic.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
