Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

An Important Notice From Winter

Qibli: Hey, guys. There aren't any dares or questions this time. Winter and the rest of us, just wanted to share an important notice.

Winter: OK, so listen, some surreal things are happening in the world right now, and I think it's all best that we be very careful.

Winter: I know you heard this all before, but repeating this shit is the only way to get it through your thick skulls.

Qibli: Winter! Be nice!

Winter: What do you mean? This is the nicest I been.

Winter: Anyway, first things first: Wash. Your. Fucking. Hands.

Winter: Trust me, this maybe be something insignificant, but washing your hands is a great way to fight back germs. Seriously, this virus is weak as fuck against soap and water.

Winter: Next: don't touch your face or eyes with unclean hands. If you do, you'll be signing your death certificate.

Winter: For example, look at this sicko *points to Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: Huh?

Winter: Look at this disgusting thing. Look. At. Her. She is someone you do not want to make physical contact with.

Kinkajou: .... *pokes Winter*

Winter: *high pitched screaming*

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Winter: OK, next: social distancing.

Winter: I know, it's probably the hardest part. The last thing I want to do is be trapped with my family, so I feel your pain.

Winter: But, there are ways to entertain yourselves. Even if it means... *shudders* talking to your family and loved ones.

You can:

Play board games with family.

Get injured and emotional wounded
during board games with family.

Make your family swore to never play
Monopoly again.

Chill out.

Chill out after your mom forces you to
Clean your room.

Threaten to cough on your siblings if they annoy you.

Get in trouble with parents.

Then threaten to cough on them.

Winter: Or, you can: finally finish that giant puzzle that you wasted money on, and that you finally have the fucking time for.

*Turns to Turtle*

Turtle: *sigh* Fine...

Winter: Also, only go out if you need medical supplies or food, but don't empty the shelves like a hoarder, save some for people who need it more, like the elderly or people with terminal illness.

Armadillo: And don't forget your mask!

Winter: Thanks, Armie.

Winter: Also, if you happen to be an introvert...then keep on doing what you're doing I guess.

*Turns to Moonwatcher, who's in a corner, reading a scroll*

Moonwatcher: *thumbs up*

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Winter: Conclusion: I know it feels like the world gone to hell, but we're all in this together, and it's our job to keep things moving steadily.

Winter: Especially since the government are a bunch of shitheads. Where's that vaccine, you fuc--!

Qibli: Anyway, I know it's hard now. But it will pass, and soon we'll return to our normal lives.

Winter: See you later, I guess.