*The Jade Winglet were in the library*
Qibli: So, after studying, what do you guys want to do?
Turtle: Oh, I dunno, maybe-- COME HERE!
*Turtle suddenly lunges at Qibli, and tries to force a collar on him*
Qibli: Hey!
Winter: Turtle, what the--
Turtle: There! *finally manages to get the collar on*
*After that, Qibli undergoes a transformation. Fur grew on his scales, and he shrank down, until finally, he was a cat with dirty blonde fur*
Qibli: *meow*
Kinkajou: Kitty!
Moonwatcher: Cute...
Winter: Ha! He's a cat.
Qibli: *glares at Turtle*
Turtle: I'm so sorry! I'll change you back in a moment.
Starflight: Can you please quiet down?
Starflight: *achoo!*
Starflight: ...
Starflight: Is there a fucking cat in here? I'm allegic!
Turtle: Sorry! We'll fix that!
Starflight: *ACHOO!*
*Starflight stumbled slightly, and accidentally stepped on Qibli's tail*
Qibli: *HISS!*
*Qibli bolted out of the library*
Turtle: Qibli! Not again!
Winter: Come on, let's get him!
Later:
*Winter and Turtle searched everywhere for Qibli. Each of their attempts been fruitless, until they reached the last room*
Winter: Stonemover's room?
Turtle: It's the last room here.
*Turtle steps in the room, with Winter following*
Winter: But, why would that old dragon want a--
Winter: Aaaand, nevermind.
*They both faced Stonemover, as he held Qibli the cat in his talons*
Turtle: Excuse me, can we have that cat back?
Stonemover: What cat?
Winter: I don't know, the fucking cat you're holding right now!
Stonemover: Oh! This cat!
Turtle: Can we have him back?
Stonemover: Hell no.
Winter: That's not an actual cat, dumbass, it's a dragonet.
Stonemover: I thought you said it was a cat?
Winter: No, the dragonet was turned into a cat by this SeaWing.
Stonemover: So...you want the dragonet?
Winter: Yes.
Stonemover: But this is a cat.
Winter: Fuck! Just give us the cat!
Stonemover: But...
Winter: Don't you dare.
Stonemover: *smirks* This is a dragonet.
Winter: ...
Winter: Turtle, Imma' about to kill an old man.
Turtle: Please don't...
Stonemover: Listen to your friend, you don't want to do that.
Winter: Or, you'll do what?
Stonemover: Not me.
Stonemover: Oh, Dinner!
*A fox trots in and confronts Winter*
Winter: *laughs* As if this little thing can--
*Dinner lunges at Winter, and lands on his face*
Winter: AHHHHH! My eyes! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Turtle: But, I don't have fire!
Winter: *demonic screaming*
Later:
Turtle: OK, we eventually came to terms with Stonemover, and changed Qibli back to normal.
Winter: After I had several stitches on my face!
Qibli: Thanks for saving me, guys. I really appreciate it.
Qibli: *cough* My throat is itchy--
*Qibli suddenly coughs up a hairball*
Turtle: ...
Winter: Uh--
Qibli: You. Saw. Nothing. *sprints away*
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