Kinkajou: For those who aren't aware, I just locked Winter and Qibli in a closet.
Winter: YOU FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK!
Kinkajou: Winter is not taking it well.
Kinkajou: C'mon, you two! 7 minutes in heaven! Chop! Chop!
Qibli: Kinkajou, I don't think Winter is in the mood.
Winter: *banshee screaming*
Kinkajou: It's just making out. You did it plenty times before, both in reality, and the fics I wrote you in.
Winter: If we do it, you'll you let us out?
Kinkajou: Only in 7 minutes. See ya then! *walks off*
Winter: Wait! Are you leaving!?
Meanwhile in the closet:
Qibli: I guess, we have some time to burn.
Qibli: *winks*
Winter: Damn, you're needy.
Qibli: Yes, I am!
*Winter rolled his eyes, before pulling Qibli into a kiss, which soon turned into a make out. Qibli coiled his tail around Winter's, and Winter gently squeezed his talons--*
*Suddenly, the closet door opened*
Anemone: What the fuck?
*The two males immediately pulled apart, Qibli accidentally knocking a wall*
Qibli: Ow!
Winter: Anemone! What are you doing!?
Anemone: This is a public closet, dumbass.
Qibli & Winter: Oh...
Anemone: How the fuck am I still single, while you two morons aren't?
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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