Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

Main 6 but they're all dating because I said so

I will ship them all together and you will NOT stop me

DC: Texas, sweetheart, darling, love-

Texas, sighing: Where's the spider

Or

Louie: Why are you standing on the table?

New York: Can't I just stand where I want?

Louie: Where's the spider?

New York: In the kitchen please help-

Or

Florida, from a distance: I'VE GOT YOU NOW BASTARD

*flamethrower noises*

*SCREAMING*

Florida: WHY IS IT FLYING?!

*more flamethrower noises*

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California, talking to Hawaii: You know what, you're right, boys are dumb, like absolute idiots. I'd know, I'm dating five of them

The others: *offended gasps*

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DC, trying to be seductive: What's your dirtiest fantasy?

New York: You getting eight hours of sleep.

DC:

New York: *throws a pillow at him*

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DC, trying to do his work and getting hit in the head with a paper ball that reads

Do you think we're cute?

• Yes

• Obviously

• Of course

And then looking over at the doorway and Florida and Louie wave at him

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Ok but Cali rambling on about something and shutting up because he's normally told to shut up only to find all five of his boyfriends waiting for him to continue

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Also consider, DC desperately trying to do his work as he gets dragged to bed by his boyfriends

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Texas: *laughs at Louie's statement, his laugh wavering from squeaks to bellows*

Florida, a helpless gay, quietly: holy shit

Louie, who laughs when others laugh: *scrunches up his face and laughs, snorting a bit*

Florida, a seriously helpless gay: holy shit-

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New York, about to beat some ass: Get the fuck away from my boyfriends!

The others: *hella confused* boyfriends?

New York, internally: Shit wait I didn't actually forgot to ask them out did I? I'm not that dumb right?

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Yorkie smiling and full on laughing and the others are just like

"I have seen god"

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New York and California, walking together: *spots two people doing something idiotic*

New York: Pfft What idiots

California: I know right?

New York and Cali, realizing it's Florida and Louie: Oh shit that's our idiots-

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So many cuddles. Sleepy cuddles where it's right when they wake up and no one wants to leave despite the sun already being up and glaring through the window, cuddles where one or more person is crying because of reasons, I dunno man just cuddles and soft bois

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Florida and Louie talking about something and California inserting a random dark or dirty fact or something and then immediately getting dragged along to go do chaos with them

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Florida has done portraits of a bunch of states but especially his boyfriends. They're secret though, no one knows about it yet. He likes trying to capture them in a more genuine way then just posing. Also Louie would 100% ask to 'be drawn like one of your french girls' if he found them

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Texas writing and singing songs for the others like the damn siren he is.

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Florida, Cali, and Louie getting back from whatever adventure they went on: So we have good news and bad news

DC: *sighs* What's the good news?

Florida: We don't do it again

DC: ...

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S L E E P O V E R S

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Florida, bursting into the room: So ANYWAYS-

California, almost immediately: Shhh!

Floy: What?!

California, pointing to New York who has fallen curled up against him doing the happy face that sleeping cats normally do: See?

Florida, feeling at least ninety percent more blessed now as he gazes at the sleeping Yorkie: Ah I see, very important...

That's all I got for now