Florida, at literally any new person: Hi my name's Florida but you can call me-
Florida: *nods head so sunglasses fall back into place*
Florida: Anytime
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New York: What's your blood type?
California, bleeding out: How would I know?
New York: How would you not know?!
California: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood types??
New York: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!
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Massachusetts: I have three moods
Pennsylvania: Really? What are they?
Massachusetts: Fuck off, fuck you, and fuck me
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
