Connecticut: Mass, have you ever fallen in love before?
Massachusetts, literally giving Pennsylvania heart eyes: No
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DC: They ask me how I manage 50 states with such a busy schedule
DC: Trust is, I don't. I have no control over them
DC: This morning, Georgia called my name so I went to go see what happened and Colorado shot me in the throat
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North Dakota: There's a monster under my bed
South Dakota on the bottom bunk: Honestly? Fuck you.
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
