Florida: Let's switch the initials of our first and last names!
New York:
New York: We don't have last names
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Florida: Hey Cali wanna third wheel on my date with DC tomorrow?
California: Uhh...I guess..?
Florida: Texas! Wanna third wheel on my date with DC?
Texas: I mean not really-
Florida: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Texas: ..Wait what
California: I can't breathe-
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Texas: Can you just try to see it from my perspective?
Alaska: *crouches down*
Texas: I will kill you in your sleep.
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
