California, annoyed: I think I'd make a good boyfriend.
Texas, angry: You'd make a GREAT boyfriend!
California, angry: Oh yeah? Well I think whoever ends up with you is gonna be damn lucky!
Texas: Yeah? Well not as lucky as whoever ends up with you!
DC: What am I looking at
Florida: They're angry flirting again
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DC: Florida you can be really destructive
Florida, excited: I can?
DC: Yes and- come back i wasn't giving you permission!
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A disheveled looking Texas: Sorry I was late I was...doing things
Oklahoma: He pushed me down the fucking stairs!
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
