*kicks down door*
The other states calling Montana Monty and also Monty Python when he gets pissy about Hannah. Thank you for your time
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Also DC has Tainted Love by soft cell vibes
I feel like he'd also listen to love songs, like Everybody Talks by Neon Trees or Hooked by Why Don't We
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Now quotes as my friends, again, cause I'm bored
Rhode: Tell me one reason why I should let you live!
Delaware: Because I love you!
Rhode: Not good enough! *almost pushes him off the playground*
Delaware: *unearthly shriek*
Rhode: Just kidding it is
Delaware: Aw-
Rhode: PSYCH
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Louie: Now we see a Florida in his natural habitat
Louie: What a good stripper Flo is
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Florida: You're a stripper?
Cali: I'm a stripper!
Cali: *spins on pole*
Cali: Fuck you
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Mass: *puts his hand on Jersey's throat*
New Jersey: You kinky whore
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Nevada: I'm back!
Utah: *shrieks*
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Nevada: *spinning around*
Nevada: You spin me right round baby right round-
Nevada: *falls off playground*
Nevada: Fuc-
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DC: Six monsters is technically like...four cups of water right?
New York: Yeah that makes sense
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Montana: I'm not a dumbass
New Jersey: How many times did you fall off the mountain
Montana: That was only like four times so ha
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Florida: It's not trauma if I was vibing
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DC: Don't lick the Camera.
DC: Don't lick mE-
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Colorado: uwu I'll break your fuckin' kneecaps you whore.
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Florida: *ambient fuckboi noises* uwu baby
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Florida, whispering: Do I look mystical?
Louie: Very much so
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Texas: Who let these children in this children school
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DC: Aw fuck there's a small child Florida watch your fucking language
Florida: Shit sorry
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Mass: If I hit you I get 10 points
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Cali: Do you seriously believe any fuckboi is a top?
Florida: You're a twink
Cali: That's not what we're talking about
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Cali: She could step on me but like...not in a kinky way
Oregan: ...In what way is that not kinky??
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New Jersey: Kinky-
New York: Stop responding to everything with kinky
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Indiana: No don't yell at her for almost running us over what the fuck dude-
Indiana: Florida I swear to god I'll rip out your throat
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Cali: Yeah alot of people are getting kidnaped-
Texas: Free parents
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DC: What is that
Vermont: Pop
DC: Uh huh.
Vermont: Just extra thicc
DC: *gives him a look*
Vermont: FINE it's maple syrup
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Alabama: Yeah no I hate touch
Indiana: *puts his head on Bama's lap*
Alabama: I guess this is my life now
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
