DC: *teaching Oklahoma how to drive*
DC: Oklahoma! You almost ran over Texas!
Oklahoma: Almost?
DC: YEAH!
Oklahoma: Aight lemme try again
DC: nO-
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Texas: Small things are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottles up in
DC: Ridiculous. Give me one good example
Loui: Spiders
New Mexico: Wasps
Florida: Terriers
New York: Rode Island
Rode Island: I will HARVEST your BONES
New York: See?
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Alaska and Hawaii: *both reach for the pizza at the same time, their fingers touch*
*they look into eachother's eyes, romantic music plays*
Texas and Cali: *both reach for the pizza at the same time, their fingers touch*
Texas: Get the fuck off my pizza
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanficIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
