DC: Trust me, I know what I'm doing
New York: That's the biggest lie I've ever heard
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CDC: I don't even know how I'm feeling right now
California: Try describing it
CDC: *high-pitched screaming*
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Texas: Alaska, that tall bastard. He's my arch nemesis
Oklahoma: I thought I was your arch nemesis
Texas: I have a life outside of you Oklahoma.
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
