DC: So what have we learned todayCalifornia: Conquer your fears
Texas: Be yourself
Florida: Arson is ok
CDC: Stay away from Florida
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Florida: Quick! You have to hide me!
Georgia: What? Why? What's wrong?!
Florida: I jokingly told Cali I don't believe in oxygen. Now he's on a war path! Please.... hide me.
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One of the states: What's the first thing you notice when someone walks towards you?
Alaska: The audacity
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters