DC:
Can't cook anything more complicated than spaghetti or macaroni without fucking up somehow
Literally follows recipes to a T and still fucks it up in five different ways
Baking is his arche nemesis
Absolutely clueless
Normally sticks to sandwiches when he has to make something for himself
The others have tried to teach him, it did not go well
Florida:
The stove is on fire and god is dead
Can't cook and is fine with that
Actually not bad at baking though
New York:
Very good, practically professional
Not bad at baking either
Texas:
Fairly decent but will slightly fuck up the food of whoever he dislikes, mostly Oklahoma
Only slightly though
Just enough for them to notice but not be able to place what's wrong
South Carolina:
Can cook barbecue and barbeque only
Colorado and New Mexico:
Real good, but have competitions to see who can make the spicier chilli which will always end in other states having to pull them apart
Massachusetts:
Great at baking. Pennsylvania got him one of those aprons with a cheesy kiss the cook saying of sorts.
Rode Island:
Too short to reach any of the ingredients
Nevada:
Deep fries everything
And that's all I got for now
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