Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

Incorrect quotes as my friends again cause they're lil shits

Heyyyyyyyyyy I'm not deaddddddddd

Louie, wearing a mask: I’m doing the fuckboy lip bite right now. You can’t see it but I am

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Mass: That was the place where I got my paralegal certificate

Florida: You're a lawyer??

Mass: ..Did I say that?

Florida: Laywer adjacent

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Gov: My bullshittery knows no bounds

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Mass: *Debating*

NH: You would make a good lawyer

NJ: Or a shady cars salesman

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Gov trying to teach them a lesson on scamming: If I offered you a solar powered dryer for 200 dollars would you buy it

Mississippi: I'm broke

Arkansas: I don't have 200 dollars

New mex: I have $25? No wait- no that's $10 nevermind whoops

Gov: What about if it was 75 dollars

Mississippi: I am still broke

Arkansas: Yeah me too

New Mex: I just said I had $10

Gov:

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York: I'm here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty

Coco: Jokes on you I don't have a car

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IDC: I'm Aroace and somehow ended up being the biggest flirt help-

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Kansas: I can feel my attraction to women decreasing

Kansas: I'm getting gayer

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Mass: I'm going to die in this heat

California: Heat- It's raining

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SD: I shake a fist as you as if you were God for damning me like this

ND: I will revel in your misery

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SD: Hey! Wake up!

ND, clearly already awake: I'm awake-

SD: You're welcome

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Louisiana: wanna run away to the circus

Florida: Oooooooo I'll come with you

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Virginia: Do not drink glitter glue

NH: I will take that into consideration

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Nevada: I use any pronouns. Make one up if you wanna

Arizona, nodding: Flurbadurba

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Montana: Literally trying not to cry and someone in the house is playing CPR at full volume

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Louie: I wanna eat seaglass

Louie: Forbidden gummies

Florida: Do it

Florida: Who can stop you

Louie: No one

Florida: Eat the forbidden gummies like you were always meant to

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Gov: I love the feeling of suffocation in the afternoon

Mass: The only afternoon suffocation I have to deal with is when me and your mom hang out

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California: California (Derogatory)

Wyoming: California (An amazing person)

California: Wyoming (The best fucking NPC this country will ever see)

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District, taking about dads: You guys are just mad I have someone to build me beds

Texas: I can build my own beds

Florida: I have your dad IN my bed

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*New Jersey named the group NJ rules*

*New York named the group NJ drools*

*Rhode Island named the group NJ is superior to NY*

*New Jersey named the group My feelings are hurt :(*