Police: 911, what's your emergency?
Utah: A monster broke into my house!
Florida: *from across the room* WE'RE ROOMATES
Utah: *screaming* IT FOUND ME
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New York: Why is DC doing the dishes so loudly
California: So everyone knows that no one helps in this house
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California: Florida would throw himself infront of a car for you
Loui: Florida would throw himself infront of a car for fun
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
