Florida: *gets down on one knee*
DC: Oh my god
Florida: *ties shoelaces*
DC, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing Crocs
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DC: We tried things your way.
Florida: No we didn't
DC: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Florida: This was almost a great idea
Louisiana: You just described 90% of our stuff
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
