Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
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    Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

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    Incorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters

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    Florida: *hiding in the pantry from a murder*
    
                          
    Florida: *quietly tries to open bag of chips*
    
                          
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    Florida: *takes a big sip from a flask*
    
                          
    Texas: I thought you weren't allowed to drink?
    
                          
    Florida: *hoarsely* This is flour.
    
                          
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    Florida: Ya know, I usually get nervous around cute boys
    
                          
    Cali: Awww-
    
                          
    Florida: Maybe that's why your so easy to talk to
    
                          
    Cali:
    
                          
    Cali: You bitch-
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