Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

The West but it's poly

Wow I kinda just abandoned this book whoops-

Ok so like, all the West in a big Poly relationship (Coco and Cali are not brothers in this)

Could even throw in Alaska

And Hawaii if you're feeling adventurous

I will

I just think it'd be cute

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Cali just bragging about how much taller he is then the others and getting subsequently tackled as one must to remind tall people of their place.

If Alaska is there it's like it was in that sketch just casually "That's real cute" in that one tone he uses that is most definitely flirty.

(Quick question though why does he say stuff like that-)

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Hawaii and Alaska were already good friends/dating before joining the others.

The way they asked the two was heavily debated by everyone while Utah tried to calm them down and hand out cookies his wife made.

The confession was just them stumbling and shouting over eachother cause "God dammit Nevada you're not saying it right-"

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Idaho and Oregan were the first of the bunch to get together. They're husbands your honour

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California was very suprised when he was asked, he didn't think they liked him like that bit he was also very excited.

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California: *excitedly trying to go out in the rain*

Montana: Put on a coat you'll catch a cold

California: No :D

Montana:

Montana: *sighs*

Montana: I'm not gonna be able to stop you am I-

California: So join me then?

They both ended up sick on the couch. In their defense they have no defense.

(Yes I'm still on my Montana fixation shush- he's the most huggable frat boy)

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Hawaii, woken up to early: *angry sulking*

Coco: *kisses her forehead*

Coco: Morning beautiful

Hawaii: Oh-

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Ok but Hawaii and Illithia would get along great.

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Alaska: *picks up Idaho as he's walking past*

Oregan, joking: You stole my husband!

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Freshly woken up or sleepy Hawaii clinging to the nearest partner and just- trying to fall asleep there.

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The disaster that would be them trying to babysit Utah's kids when Utah and Illithia go out on date night

Alaska accidentally stared them down and then 30 seconds later he's covered I children. He attracts tiny people.

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New Mexico who just woke up:

Hawaii with a sword:

Arizona also with a sword:

New mex: Where in the actual fuck-

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Oregan: Tana why is that picture covered in tape

Montana who broke said picture of France last night in a fit of rage and then immediately regretted it, panicked, and had a breakdown: *shrugs* I dunno man

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The West's reaction to Alaska's shameless flirting:

Idaho: Flirts back

Hawaii: Flirts back but it's horrible pick up lines

California: Immediately changes the subject

Oregan: Either tries to flirt or just covers his face and the growing smile

Montana: "Haha yeah you too-" *Falls over* "Uh-"

New Mexico: Kisses him on the cheek

Arizona: The fuck boy face

Nevada: Give him a sec to process

Utah: "Awwww you too"

Washington: "I'm Gay- I mean thank you-"

Wyoming: Staring hard at the ground in fluster

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Alaska suddenly being out if clothes and goes out of his room to see everyone single one of his partners having stole some from him cause his are the ones that fit everyone.

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Coco lies on Utah's lap as they sit under a big tree on a blanket talking and laughing or sitting in silence enjoying each other's company and Utah plays with Coco's hair

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Nevada: *excited vibrating*

Cali: *excited vibrating*

Coco: I don't know why we're excited but I am too!

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Wyoming getting absolutely showered in affection if he mentions feeling ignored. As he should

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Coco and Cali slow dancing in the middle of the afternoon to cheesy music, kissing in a way that's more laughter then kissing, closing their eyes to avoid the sunlight on their faces.

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The morning of a really early meeting and they're dashing around eachother, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks.

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Alaska and Monty staying up late binging crap TV that only airs at 1 am, and eventually ending up with Monty's face in his chest, both of them curled up under a blanket, fast asleep.

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Someone meticulously making a scrapbook and everyone helps out on it. (And maybe cries over it if they loose one or more member but like-)