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Florida: I told New York his ears turn red when he lies

Florida: And now I know when he's really lying

Georgia: What? How?

Florida: Watch this

Florida: New York! Do you love us?

New York, covering his ears: No.

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Loui: What is Florida to you?

DC: The reason I wake up every morning.

California: Awww

DC: Yeah...

Florida, earlier that morning, jumping on DC's bed: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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A very tired DC: *signs legal document with a glitter pen*

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