Jersey: Montana
Jersey: Hannah
Jersey: Monty
Jersey: Monty
Jersey: Monty
Jersey: Monty Python
Jersey: Rick Montgomery
Jersey: Montaro
Montana: WHAT
Jersey: Fuck you
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Nevada: The sexual tension between two gas stations at an intersection..
Arizona: I'm so sick of this shit. Two gas stations can't even be on the same block without being shipped together but I can't find a fanfiction for Denny's/Applebee's with Denny's bottoming.
Nevada: You're out of your fucking mind if you think Denny's bottoms
New Mex, staring blankly at the wall: I hate having you two as brothers.
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DC, to the tune of Old MacDonald: I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake
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Gov: District I cannot believe your mom thinks I'm a bad influence
Gov, to a passing child: Hey kid do arson
Gov: It just seems so out of the blue
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SoCal, blowing up ballons: Hey uh New Mex you know what balloons are made of?
NorCal: Latex
SoCal: Hey you know what I’m actively allergic to?
SoCal and NorCal: Latex 😎
SoCal: *coughs* I’m fine
New Mex: I am messaging DC
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Cali: Can I tell you a fact you probably don't want to hear?
Oregan, thinking that Cali is gonna call him a bitch or something: ...ok
Cali: *random boner fact*
Oregan:
Oregan: See this is why I don't like you
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Texas: I only got five hours of sleep last night
Cali: Ha, I had three
New York: I didn't sleep at ALL
DC, stumbling into the kitchen: *puts coffee into the wrong end of the mug*
DC: What day is it
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DC: What if I made coffee with coffee instead of water
IDC, unplugging the machine: What if you don't
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Florida: And if he's lying, don't come crYINGGGGG
Louie: Mammaaaaaaaaa ooooOooOooo
Cali: That physically hurt me
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Cali: My cat died
Florida:
Louie: Sha don't do it
Florida: Rip that pussy ayeee
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
